Post by Admin on Apr 18, 2007 14:34:06 GMT -4
How to become a XXXOffroad member.
Becoming a member is a complicated 3 step process.
Step 1 - Get a 4 wheel drive truck or SUV.
Step 2 - Hammer the shit out of it.
Step 3 - Take a picture of step 2 and e-mail it along with your name to Tigger,Glen or Charles to post on the web site members section or post it in the "Introductions Section" of the forum yourself. This is just to prove you have a 4x4 and will abuse it. Please try to include yourself in the photo with the truck.
FAQ
Question - Does it cost anything?
Answer - No, but we do accept donations of cold beer.
Question - Do I get anything for becoming a member?
Answer - Some half-assed technical advice you didn't ask for, free recovery from mud holes, and access to the members section.
Question - Can I be a member if I don't own a 4x4?
Answer - No!
Question - I own a 4x4 but it's really pretty and I don't want to get it dirty. Can I be a member even if I don't hammer the shit out of it.
Answer - No, PUSSY! This is not a show and shine.
Question - Do I have to own a Chevy to become a member?
Answer - No, you can become a member no matter what kind of 4 wheel drive you own, but you will be regularly heckled and teased by the Chev owning members.
Becoming a member is a complicated 3 step process.
Step 1 - Get a 4 wheel drive truck or SUV.
Step 2 - Hammer the shit out of it.
Step 3 - Take a picture of step 2 and e-mail it along with your name to Tigger,Glen or Charles to post on the web site members section or post it in the "Introductions Section" of the forum yourself. This is just to prove you have a 4x4 and will abuse it. Please try to include yourself in the photo with the truck.
FAQ
Question - Does it cost anything?
Answer - No, but we do accept donations of cold beer.
Question - Do I get anything for becoming a member?
Answer - Some half-assed technical advice you didn't ask for, free recovery from mud holes, and access to the members section.
Question - Can I be a member if I don't own a 4x4?
Answer - No!
Question - I own a 4x4 but it's really pretty and I don't want to get it dirty. Can I be a member even if I don't hammer the shit out of it.
Answer - No, PUSSY! This is not a show and shine.
Question - Do I have to own a Chevy to become a member?
Answer - No, you can become a member no matter what kind of 4 wheel drive you own, but you will be regularly heckled and teased by the Chev owning members.